What a world we live in.

Just a couple examples I found in my search for a good posting topic today. These range across the board, but I’m in a more serious mood today after dealing with the spider bite I got while sleeping.

First: As funny as the headline “Disabled Man On Bus May Have Eaten Seat Foam” sounds, the article about the self-centered bus driver leaving the mentally challenged man on the bus overnight on New Years will make you cringe.

Second: As an oppose to the negativity in the previous topic, there are people who have helpful things to contribute. A Nobel nominee, Germany’s premier biochemist Dr. Budwig, released a self-cure for cancer made of pure maple syrup and baking soda. This remedy sounded like something my dad would’ve suggested over the dinner table while simultaneously talking about the miracle powers of vinegar, but it’s apparently legit. In case you’re curious:

  • Mix 1 part baking soda to 3 parts maple syrup
  • Heat rigorously in a pan for 5 minutes
  • Take two teaspoons of the mixture per day for the first week and then one teaspoon per day for weeks two and three – the remedy should not be continued after three weeks

Thirdly: Apparently the atheists are now advertising that God doesn’t exist. England has double-decker  buses (a bus I feel some sort of attachment to) touting the non-existence of God and an “enjoy your life” slogan. Kinda ridiculous if you ask me. If they don’t believe in something why do they want to disprove it so badly. Me thinks thou dost protest… (article)

Fourthly: I want Adderall for free. I actually do have ADD, unlike these geniuses who just take it to boost their smartnesseses.. (link)

Fifthly: Skinny isn’t going to make you (or your loved one) happy. Apparently, size fourteen women are the happiest in general. It was a Special K survey and the article written on it. Don’t ask why I read this one, but it was interesting. (link)

Sixthly: I think all kids should have to undergo the discipline of a martial art form. If they did, maybe they could be as cool as this nine year old boy who stopped a pitbull from attacking a girl by jujitsuing it. (I sort-of made that word up). Frelling Sweet! I say.

Seventhly (I should’ve used bullet points or numbers for this): For those of us who like dissection (Jean), I found a “live” dissection of a Great White shark that played today and should be up to watch by tomorrow at this link. Have fun with that one. I’ll skip it, and those people who went to see it live at the museum are messed up. That’s just my opinion, but I’ll propagate the link none-the-less.

Lastly is this picture, which is what I think cats are useful for and needs a LOLcat caption such as “I head hunter. You is mine” or something.

Have a great week.

This is my last post for this week, I think.

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3 Responses to What a world we live in.

  1. JonDecker says:

    In case you wondered, keeping up with my writing was a new year’s resolution of mine…

  2. J says:

    “i can has… UR FACE!!!”

  3. Ali says:

    I approve of this resolution, Jon! I love how eclectic the posts are. . .

    Although am slightly disturbed by the shark and the cat. . . and even more so by the obvious glee in J’s lolcaption.

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