Rob was wise to point out that I shouldn’t have eaten the thing I found in Central Park. I was told sauteed Treal was a spectacular dish when served with roasted garlic, salt potatoes, and green peppers. However, considering the current state of things, I’d have to say that was no Treal. Apparently, treal should have three full legs not just one (though to be perfectly honest, I thought that was its tail). Either way, I found a sketch online of what a real treal should look like. Maybe I’ll go treal fishing again soon. I hear they love tobacco.