This past Saturday rendered mostly home improvement labors as I prepare for a big move later this year. However, in the vein of projects of a more dubious note, I have acquired a smurf. I’m keeping him alive, for now… but J has plans. Anyone know a good place to read up on handling tar?

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…anyone know where I can order live baby chickens (yellow chicks) from for cheap, with a return policy?