The Forefront Chili Cookoff is this Saturday and as I will be in town, I think it’s high time I entered some real chili. I have it on good authority that never before has hot (as in spicy) chili been entered. So, since I eat habaneros for breakfast, I’ll be entering one that will melt your face. Any ideas for naming this made-from-scratch intense chili will be considered. Also warning labels, such as “Warning: avoid eating if you have high blood pressure, get heartburn easily, are of the elderly persuasion, female, or male going on a date tonight” would be a fun addition… for presentation purposes.

Hey all you men out there who eat your cows raw and drink your coffee black, listen up. Here is a formula for some darn good soup called “Man’s Soup”. This set of assembly instructions makes five man-sized servings, or sixteen secretary sized servings (don’t you dare say that with a lisp). If you’re eating secretary sized servings for anything other than health reasons, then you should probably just stick to your usual Starbucks iced mocha and veggie wrap. Leave the hearty eating to real men. (more…)