Category Archives: Stories

Though some of these were fun, most are from prior to 2014 and are being archived.

Book Review: The Steampunk Bible

On Thursday of last week I attended the Manhattan signing of Jeff Vandermeer and S.J. Chambers’ newest release The Steampunk Bible. The book’s cover summary classifies it as “a fully illustrated compendium tracing the roots and history of this subculture, … Continue reading

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No Living Creature, Not Even a Mouse…

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house There was no living creature, not even a mouse. The dust had all settled. The chimney was bare, And a musty dank odor hung thick in the air. The upstairs … Continue reading

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Public Expedition to Mysterious Antarctic Mountain Range

— Ultra high quality scans of the mysterious Gamburtsev Subglacial Mountains in Antarctica this past week revealed detailed images of the mountain range extending into the depths below 2.5miles of ice surrounded by not only valleys but lakes of unfrozen … Continue reading

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That Was No Treal!

I was told sauteed Treal was a spectacular dish when served with roasted garlic, salt potatoes, and green peppers. However, considering the current state of things, I’d have to say that was no Treal. Continue reading

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The Hole is Gone: No one believes me…

That area in the park that I saw the hole a while ago… Well, the hole is patched up and painted over like they removed a door or something. No one’s ever going to believe I saw a tunnel there.

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Movie in the Street: Was this AVP3?

I think 20th Century Fox must have been shooting a movie in Harlem over the weekend. When I was walking to the UPS store I saw a black SUV drive by at full speed. It’s windows were all smashed in … Continue reading

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Dragging Behind a Car: Low budget film making?

There’s no way this really happened… If anyone knows of a sci-fi movie or show being shot it the greater Manhattan area let me know. I saw some stuff on the street last night that had movie special effects written … Continue reading

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Something in the Wall: Don’t go there…

I can’t believe what I saw! This is going to totally freak you out, but… I was wandering around town after work because I’ve been spending too much time in my room and needed to feel like I had gotten … Continue reading

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Under the Tarp: Anyone else see this?

I was walking down by the park at 96th st. on the west side and saw an entire building covered by what looked like a fumigation tent. I’d never seen a whole apartment building covered like that, can’t imagine what … Continue reading

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A Kidnapper on the Roof: For Real?

I’m quite certain something nefarious is going on at my end of Manhattan. Over the past couple days there has been talk and rumor passed to and overheard by me that indicates a wide range of strange occurrences up here. … Continue reading

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