So the papers are plastered with the news that the missing link has been found in Germany and that it indicates we’re just a part of the Lemur family. I have the sudden urge to dance to “I Like to Move It”, but that aside, I call foul on this one. If this was printed in the Onion it would be funny, but Nat Geo is touting it as truth, which still makes me laugh… I can’t think, sorry, I just want to “move it, move it” so I stay “physically fit.”

Gal Ya Lipstick
Pon Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Nice Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip Make Man
Flip And Bust Them Lip

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On July 16, 1907 the world was forever changed. In a small town in Indiana, USA the future suppressor of the minds of mankind was born: Orville Clarence Redenbacher. (more…)

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H1N1 has struck the Big Apple like a worm in its core, and the devastation is being felt far and wide. Not two weeks ago, when the news first struck that a group of dim-witted teenagers had been infected whilst on a vacation trip to Mexico, I wrote off the story as pure hysteria. I was particularly bent toward ignoring the problem after having my mother call from Michigan freaking out from the news reports she was hearing about the “oh-so-scary” swine flu running “ever so rampant” on the streets and in the subways of New York City. It really didn’t help that I had contracted a standard flu the day before the news broke and sounded like an 80yr old man with emphysema. (more…)