So, I had this Idea in the shower. By Idea (capitalized on purpose), I mean Evil genius living in a cramped evil lair Idea. I’m going to share this Idea with the world at large, but I warn anyone who attempts this that the government will not like you, nor will your neighbors, if you do this (so don’t do it for real).

O.k. so the warning is over… on to the good stuff.

We all know how to make a potato gun by now, if not here is just one of many online examples: Ex. 1. Also, we all know how to make tennis ball mortar rounds, right? Oh, wait, you don’t? Add this to your arsenal: Ex. 2. Now, don’t get too excited, combining these two is not what I’m about to suggest. That might be disasterous considering the impact nature of the tennis ball thing. I am, however, going to suggest that the idea of payloading a tennis ball and launching it from potato gun could be… exciting. I have, instead, a couple more sources for you to read to get aquainted with what I’m about to propose. The first is this highly illuminating blurb on fertilized soil: Ex. 3. The next article is the history of Pueraria lobata: Ex. 4. So, I’m sure you’ve figured out where this is going by now. Payload the tennis ball with a cutting of Kudzu stuffed into the center of the soil filled ball (use a slot opening instead of a hole). The fun comes in watching the plant grow from the most innapropriate places, like on top of the neighbor’s roof or out of an unused smoke stack. In this city most of the roofs are flat with drains that funnel water through the roof and out the side of the building. The roots would be so securly entrenched in the drain that by the time anyone tried to fix the problem, the building would be inherently destroyed. Just don’t really do this… plants as weapons.