In Sallisaw, Ohlahoma the return of the long lost civilization of mole people has marked the end of civilization as we know it. No longer will the light of day restrain these ferocious beasts. It is up to those of us left (if you are reading this consider yourself lucky) to mount the last defense of surface-earth and reclaim our place on the planet! (more…)
The Department of Defense is discussing the use of virtual parents for kids with parents deployed overseas. The proposal, “Virtual Dialogue Application for Families of Deployed Service Members”, would have virtual versions of the parent interact with children even if the real parent was not available at the time. Yup, kids might think they’re real, but the computer will only be pretending to be the parent whether or not their real life parent was available for video conferencing or not. A bit creepy, if you ask me.
So, I found out that scientists are now trying to prove that we are all holograms. Yup, Star Trek esque science. Weeeee!!! The crux of it is, they built a giant scanner thingy called the GEO600 (which is just short of the BFG9000) and the fact that it has three initials followed by a series of numbers means we’re well on the way to colonizing mars and opening a transporter portal that takes a shortcut through Hell, oh wait, wrong story. Anyhow, The GEO600 discovered at a ridiculously tiny quantum level some sort of granulizing of the space time fabric (the emperor had clothes of this stuff). The blurriness at this level seems to have triggered an range of theories, the primary most being that we, meaning our universe, are a hologram of ourselves recorded on a two dimensional space time continuum. They likened it to zooming into newspaper and seeing the dot pattern. Well, I’m certain that’s the simple variation of it, it works for me. If that doesn’t strech your mind enough let’s chat about Planck length, a mere 10-35 metres. Yup, that’s small. Apparently, Planck length divided by 299,792,458 meters a second is the smallest unit of measureable time. So, while I may have used up your valuable reading time on break, I’ve also introduced you to the smallest amount of time possible. Watch that clock at work tick by knowing you are just a representation of possibility that might be, but aren’t we all.
Here’s the GEO600.
Woman is found dead after being buried in piles of her own stuff.
Just read this article and don’t let it happen to you.
A short one for you who drink coffee. A recent study kind of shows that heavy caffeine drinkers have a tendency to hallucinate and claim seeing ghosts. I’d tell you more, but I’ve decided to drink a whole bunch of highly caffeinated coffee, induce a stress of some sort to get my cortisol flowing, and try this for myself tonight instead. Maybe I should call T.A.P.S. to hang out while I’m at it.
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