I know, I know. I’m being lazy. I couldn’t think of a good use for it, but this title sounded funny.

Feel free to post comments on the actual blog. I keep getting text messages and comments in real life from you all. I actually gain much more satisfaction and self-confidence leading to better and more comical/informative posts if I can come here and read the readers’ comments repetitively. It also makes me feel like I have friends that I talk to on a regular basis. Don’t worry about writing something deep. A simple “hi”, “interesting topic”, “never would’ve thought about it like that”, or “Wow, you really need a life” will help me gain momentum in the pursuit of entertaining more than just myself with my brain. I look forward to hearing from you all, here, on the blog.

You can talk to me in real life too, if your computer is broken.

This had me chuckling like my dad reading the Sunday paper comics. I know some of you have an aversion to descriptive food related humor, but this is totally worth it. Pictures and all.

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I’ve been dedicating an inordinate amount of my sub-conscious mind over to speculation concerning the effects of site to site transportation on the human body and also the human soul. The concept of site to site transport is usually attributed to Star Trek, which is fine for part of my post, though others in real life have attacked the validity of transportation without two origination points. The other part of this post will cover dimensional teleportation. (more…)

I said in a recent post that the drug “Adderall” sounded cool. I’ve changed my mind. I read the common side effects: Dry Mouth, Loss of Appetite, Headache, Difficulty sleeping, Nervousness, Anxiety, Agitation, and Addiction. I have all of these already, and compounding them doesn’t sound like fun.

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I wish I understood Japanese.