Angry Aardvarks Are All Asleep
Posted by JonDeckerSep 1
What? Had I thought this through a bit better I’m certain the process would have gone more smoothly.
Over the past couple weeks and into this holiday weekend I’ve been passing through the long and arduous process of moving into a new apartment. The process actually started back last year when I got engaged to Jean. Now almost a full year later we’re winding down to the wedding in October.
My now-ex roommates were new to the whole rental process as they are either FOB or fresh from couching crashing after moving out. I won’t go into too much detail here (It still makes me angry) but the money troubles one runs into with people who can not grasp the basic concept of utilities payments can cause ulcers with migraines, yup they’re so bad they have their own migraines.
Another aspect of stress when finding an inexpensive apartment in New York City is the scammers. In my comprehensive search for an apartment under $1100 I discovered that all online listings sites have a 60/40 split of scams to real listings. There are more people trying to pull the “send me money through Western Union and I’ll send you keys to see the place” scam then there are legitimately open locations.
I went and saw over 20 different locations. Astoria has great apartments but all of them have one month’s rent as a realtor fee to be paid by the renter (yes, that is backward from what it should be). So, that jacks up a year lease by 8-ish percent which put me over budget for anything of resonable size.
I went to the Bronx and Upper Manhattan, but while the spaces are sized adequately the people who hang out on the streets late at night, particularly near the subways and bus stops were hassling pretty girls in a very rude and derogatory manner, something I don’t want Jean to have to deal with.
I almost took an apartment in Carrol Gardens, Brooklyn, but I’m 6 foot, 1 inch tall and the basement apartment in my price range had one tiny window and a 6′ 5″ ceiling.
In an amazing find, I moved into the sunset park area of Brooklyn in a real apartment with a real kitchen, living room, and bedroom. The bathroom is a bit small and the toilet is up a couple steps like a throne room, but hey… why not.
Last Saturday Ali, Nathan, and I shifted all my stuff from Harlem to Brooklyn in one day (filled u 17′ Uhaul), straining all the muscles in my body and bruising my feet in the process; starting at a fifth floor walkup and ending at a third floor walkup with a weight transference of about 1.5 tons.
This weekend is our painting of the new apartment with a light blue/grey and white trimmed theme. I have some woodworking/staining projects (mahogany-ish) to make the place look classy and unique, but I’ll tell that in another post.
For now, I’m exhausted and tired (they’re not the same, you know) and have to crash since the regular work week is on a compressed deadline schedule due to the holiday. Yay, Fox commericial traffic…
In conclusion, this aardvark is falling asleep. Good night ya’ll.
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Today is Wednesday and my Saturday is already filling up with all sorts of fun. Friday night is wedding invitation night, yay. Saturday morning my roommate is finally coming by to move out his furniture (which has been sitting in my living room for over a month). Thursday – Saturday afternoon I be taking down all my loft storage and the loft it’s stored on so I can prep for painting the room back to white (painting white on top of black… should be fun). I might also get around to cutting a shelf for my roommate’s closet (a freebee in the effort to keep the peace). Also, for those following the process, Friday night the B-Movie Poster Title Contest voting will end and I’ll get my first real look at what I need to start drawing up for the art. It’ll be a great in depth usage of my Wacom Intuous 4 which I’ve mostly used for photo touch-ups. If I can get the room situation ready before Sunday, I’ll have time to chill Sunday afternoon with friends. Next week will be my first solo flight in this new job as the rest of the department takes off on vacation, grumble grumble. I’ll use the after work hours to paint. Hopefully by the 7th of August I’ll be able to finish the posters and order the prints for the winners. If you missed out on sending in an entry this time around, I’ll probably do this type of Contest again in a month or so.

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